I am walking in the street and about to cross in a pedestrian crossing when I see this guy (enter you most desired guy description, I got mine) reading a paper and about to cross too. Sudenly, he starts crossing when a big truck is about to run him over and I stop him right on time. Happy because I have "saved" him he invites me to his place.
Once we get there he confesses who he is. His name is Clark Kent and, in reality, he's Superman. He has retired cause he's tired of ever hassle he had. Then he asks me for a favor. He has never experienced pain and wants to know how ultimate pain feels like. To do that he has some kryptonite sharp tubes to wear his powers and strength down. I should not worry because, even in that case, his body is indestructible. I end up living with him to fulfill his desire.
Mortadelo (11 )
2021-08-25 15:27I am walking in the street and about to cross in a pedestrian crossing when I see this guy (enter you most desired guy description, I got mine) reading a paper and about to cross too. Sudenly, he starts crossing when a big truck is about to run him over and I stop him right on time. Happy because I have "saved" him he invites me to his place.
Once we get there he confesses who he is. His name is Clark Kent and, in reality, he's Superman. He has retired cause he's tired of ever hassle he had. Then he asks me for a favor. He has never experienced pain and wants to know how ultimate pain feels like. To do that he has some kryptonite sharp tubes to wear his powers and strength down. I should not worry because, even in that case, his body is indestructible. I end up living with him to fulfill his desire.
Now my question is. Wanna be my Superman?