OK, let's be honest, it does look a bit odd that I've been on this site for 3 years and had no matches yet. The simple answer is that Covid, obviously, meant that 2 of those years were a waste and I've had very little opportunity since.

So I'm begging for people to hit me up now and teach me some moves so I can start fighting properly. Please!

I'm completely inexperienced still but very excited by wrestling and boxing. I have a bit of a fetish for the kit but it's a lot more than that.

Looking for opponents to take me down, while training me. I'm a fat bastard so if anyone fancies being a sadistic trainer and help me get fit again (but not necessarily smaller ;-)

Up for loser's forfeits and in fact welcome them...

Anything else... just ask!