I enjoy competitive wrestling. When I wrestle, I want to win, and I hope you do, too! My favorite kind of wrestling is going for pins or sumbissions–essentially catch wrestling. And I prefer starting from a standing position, where you usually gotta take your opponent down before you can do a winning move.

I won't wrestle with the weasel head on. Sorry, but it's only for show. If you rassle me, you gotta see my ugly human face! Sometimes I'm not very active on here, so I may take a while to respond to messages. But I could always use some wrestling practice, so feel free to message me if you want to meet! You might have noticed from my reviews that I changed my name a few times. It took me a while to settle on Ned.

"Weasel champ, mustelid might,
Holds his own in any fight,
He can take down any foe,
Once he's had his coffee though."
- Zae the Dragon